A new tip-topical song, 1841 Words and music by John F. McArdle Arranged by Henry Round
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When the pigs begin to fly,
O won’t the pork be high,
Though they are the most unlikely birds
That ever flew in the sky,
I see no reason why
They never should have a try
Much queerer things will come to pass
When the pigs begin to fly
Chorus
When the pigs begin to fly,
O won’t the pork be high,
Though they are the most unlikely birds
That ever flew in the sky,
I see no reason why
They never should have a try
We’ll all adopt cremation
When the pigs begin to fly.
Chorus
When the pigs begin to fly,
O won’t the pork be high,
Though they are the most unlikely birds
That ever flew in the sky,
I see no reason why
They never should have a try
Old spinsters will be ministers
When the pigs begin to fly
Chorus
When the pigs begin to fly,
O won’t the pork be high,
Though they are the most unlikely birds
That ever flew in the sky,
I see no reason why
They never should have a try
They’ll only wear their natural hair
When the pigs begin to fly
Chorus
When the pigs begin to fly,
O won’t the pork be high,
Though they are the most unlikely birds
That ever flew in the sky,
I see no reason why
They never should have a try
Each female saint will never paint
When the pigs begin to fly