A 1920 popular song. Words by Charles Patrick. Music by Guy Shrigley.
Sheet Music
Accompaniment
Lyrics
Chorus
Hey! Paw! where’s my paper collar?
Hey! Paw! where’s my new biled shirt?
Hey! Paw! got a half a dollar
I’m goin’ out a girlin’, I’m a gosh darn flirt
Hey! Paw! guess I better hustle
Hey! Paw! I’ll be out till eight o’clock
Hey! Paw! bet your granny’s bustle
That I’m about the “flyest” bird that’s in the flock
Chorus
Hey! Paw! I’m a reg’lar slicker
Hey! Paw! and I don’t give a darn
Hey! Paw! where d’ye get your liquor?
I saw you with a bottle out behind the barn
Hey! Paw! seems to be a mist’ry
Hey! Paw! just because your pigs are “blind”
Hey! Paw! yet it’s local hist’ry
Your pigs will never squeal
Because they’re not that kind
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