The Vatican Rag

A funny song from 1965. Words and music by Tom Lehrer.

Sheet Music

Accompaniment

Lyrics

Interlude
Get in line in that processional
Step into that small confessional
There the guy who’s got religion’ll
Tell you if your sin’s original
If it is, try playin’ it safer
Drink the wine and chew the wafer
Two, four, six, eight
Time to transubstantiate!

Performance

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