Twas Enough To Make a Perfect Lady Mad

A popular song from 1904. Words by Vincent Bryan. Music by J. B. Mullen.

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Lyrics

Chorus
‘Twas enough to make a perfect lady mad
My poor old dog grew bony as a shad
It nearly broke my aching heart
To see Napoleon’s bony part
That music spoiled the nicest nap I had
‘Twas enough to make a perfect lady mad

Chorus
‘Twas enough to make a perfect lady mad
She lost the nicest rat she ever had
She went to give her hair a twist
The Tom cat scratch’d her on the wrist
Her pompadour was mussed up awful bad
‘Twas enough to make a perfect lady mad

Chorus
‘Twas enough to make a perfect lady mad
She had not the only nickel that she had
Down in her throat her car fare stuck
The wise conductor rang it up
And as he did he said I guess I’m bad
‘Twas enough to make a perfect lady mad

Performance

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