A popular song from 1923 Words and music by Roy Turk and J. Russel Robinson
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That’s Two-Time Dan
He’s just a two-time man
He falls in love with brand new mammas every day
And there ain’t one time when
He doesn’t two-time them
He’s got a anything such?
He gets his dues
‘Cause breach of promise blues
Are takin’ all of Two-Time Danny’s ones and twos
When he was young I hard he even was worse
Folks say he two-timed his nurse
That double-crossin’, apple saucin’ man
Called Two-Time Dan
Chorus
That’s Two-Time Dan
He’s just a two-time man
He falls in love with brand new mammas every day
And there ain’t one time when
He doesn’t two-time them
He’s got a anything such?
He never knew
What it meant to be true
He’s like a baby when with some old toy he’s through
Down at the track he won some dough on a horse
By the name of Double Cross
That woman bossin’, money tossin’ man
Called Two-Time Dan
Patter
Meets a gal at nine, kisses at ten
Dines at ‘leven, Boy, and then
Proposes at twelve, marries at one
Works as fast as a shot from a gun
In the afternoon, their honeymoon
Back at eight, with his mate
And at nine, goin’ fine
But at ten then, it’s someone else again