A novelty fox trot song from 1921 Words and music by Abner Silver and Ned Norworth.
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Which Hazel, which Hazel
Which Hazel shall it be?
Which Hazel, which Hazel
Is all that worries me
I love them, I love them
I’m going off my nut
For they’ve got something I declare
No other girls have got
Which Hazel, which Hazel
My brain is in a whirl
Which Hazel shall turn out to be the girl?
Oh! Take the key and lock me up
I’m as crazy as a “Pup”
I win the “Paper loving cup”
For I don’t know which Hazel
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Which Hazel, which Hazel
Which Hazel shall I choose?
Which Hazel, which Hazel
Oh boy, I’ve got the blues
One’s homely but wealthy
The other’s poor but swell
One’s an American
And the other lives in New Rochelle
Which Hazel, which Hazel
My brain is in a whirl
Which Hazel shall turn out to be the girl?
There’s Hazel eyes and Hazel nut
I love them and they love me
But to tell the truth I’m in a rut
I think I’ll marry Christmas
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Which Hazel, which Hazel
Which Hazel shall I choose?
Which Hazel, which Hazel
Oh boy, I’ve got the blues
One’s homely but wealthy
The other’s poor but swell
One’s an American
And the other lives in New Rochelle
Which Hazel, which Hazel
My brain is in a whirl
Which Hazel shall turn out to be the girl?
They went swimming one fine day
Oh! Where they didn’t have to pay
The wind blew all their clothes away
You cannot fool a horse fly